Alumni Affairs

 

 

  

 “So Anna, where is Godot?” Laura tapped a French-tipped fingernail against her empty wineglass. “The man’s staying two blocks from here—is traffic really bad?”

Green contact lenses gave her eyes an unnerving reptilian quality, and her once brown hair was now a rich auburn. I felt like I was viewing her through a kaleidoscope and I kept blinking to clear the distorted image, shifting my eyes to some other focal point in the crowded bar where everyone else seemed to be having a good time on this Thursday night.

A guy at the bar met my eyes. He looked like he’d just returned from a camping trip, hair a tangle of dark waves wanting to break into curls, scruffy stubble on his face, blue plaid flannel shirt over worn jeans. 

You know you’re in Wisconsin when you see somebody wearing a flannel shirt in June.

Laura’s voice pulled me back to the sinking ship of our table, “Anna, I said, what’s with all the blinking--did you study Morse code in grad school? It’s like trying to have a conversation with a broken mini-blind.”  

Beneath the altered exterior she was still the sharp-tongued friend I’d known over a decade ago in college, twice as smart as anyone else in the room and wielding sarcasm like a broadsword. With each barbed comment I reconsidered my vague intentions of asking her to help with the Alumni Extravaganza next weekend.  Surely she already had other plans scheduled in her BlackBerry—homes to sell, empires to build, small children to scare. 

I made another attempt to talk to the somnambulant Sheila. “Are you excited about performing at the Center for the Arts again?”                                                                   

She sighed, her voluminous blue dress billowing, “Mainly, it’s been . . . and the kids . . .” 

A smile crept across her features, transforming her from tired hausfrau to the girl who’d been my college roommate. “He’s the same old Denny . . . one minute I’m laughing so hard my sides ache, then he’s calling in the middle of the night, wanting to change the song list AGAIN, and I want to wring his neck.”

Laura’s voice sliced through the brief bubble of nostalgia, “I can understand the wringing his neck part.”

Denny pushed his way past the clogged bar area, his white-blond hair glowing like the flame on a lighter, “Excuse me, pardon me, oops—sorry ‘bout that!”

I launched myself toward him, making contact with an awkward hug. 

“Anna-banana! You made it!” He scanned the faces at our table--Sheila’s weary smile, Laura’s scowl—his own grin undiminished. “Can you believe we’re all here? And I just came from the main stage at the Center for the Arts--I did a walk-on in Richard II! The director’s probably LI-VID but the cast was BIG FUN!” 

He turned to Sheila, “I wore this swirly red velvet cloak--I’m thinking we can use it for a Spamalot or a Camelot number in the Extravaganza, or maybe a bullfight?” He flashed a cheesy mega-watt smile, “Anyhoo, hope I’m not too terribly late!”

Laura’s pseudo green eyes narrowed, “You are.” 

A ‘yikes’ expression flitted across his face as Denny hailed a passing waiter, “Alcohol, lots of it!”

If the waiter, a lanky young man with the bland expression of a mannequin, recognized Denny, he didn’t let on. “Anything more specific?”

Denny studied the remnants on our table. “Another pitcher of whatever they’re drinking,” he shuddered. “Laura, more wine?” She held her hand over her glass, the large emerald cut diamond on her platinum wedding band flashing like a warning light: ‘Bridge Out, Turn Back!’ 

Denny rattled on, “No? Okay, I’ll have a . . .” his head rolled back and he studied the high stamped tin ceiling as though scanning a distant menu before telegraphing his order, “vodka, on the rocks, with a twist of lime, please-and-thank-you.”

An orange shirt peeked out from the unbuttoned front of his over-sized, worn gray trench coat. He sputtered a series of questions and comments while he unwound a long white silk scarf from his neck and shoulders as though warming up for some rope tricks. “Sheila, dear heart, how are the kiddies? Tell them Uncle Denny says ‘HI!’” His voice dipped into an adenoidal twang and back as he zoomed forward in his trademark runaway train conversational style.

“Anna, that room at Gosset House is to-die-for! I’m guessing you pulled some strings now that you’re DI-REC-TOR of Alumni Affairs?” He scrunched the side of his face to give me a couple broad winks.  

My face flamed red. “It’s just temporary, for the summer, I haven’t even been to the office yet.”

His eyebrows danced as part of a goofy leer, “Of course I’m expecting to hear ALL about those affairs missy!”

If this job were permanent, the first thing I’d do is lobby for a name change, an almost guaranteed lesson in futility. St. Bonaventure College clung to its traditions to the point of fossilization—one of its most endearing and aggravating qualities. Why bother trying to drag it into the 21st century when I’d be gone by the fall semester? “Just call me madam.”

“And Laura,” he paused. “I was beginning to think you were avoiding me.”

Their mutual animosity charged the air with high voltage static. My limp hair would probably benefit from the circumstances.

Laura’s husband chose this moment to return from wherever he’d been hiding. Bill Wilson surged forward with the enthusiasm of a golden retriever running through an open field, “Denny! How’s Hollywood treating you?”

Denny grabbed his drink from the waiter and raised it, “Dr. Bill! Cheers to a tabloid-free week!” 

Bill sat between Laura and Denny, either a brave or foolish move. “Somebody mentioned you’re doing a sit-com?”

Denny squinted, “If I confess the rumor is true can we please talk about something else?”

Laura glared at him, “What, talk about something other than you?” 

When Denny didn’t respond she pressed further, “Some of us have better things to do than wait around all evening until God’s Gift to the Motion Picture Industry decides to put in an appearance.”

Denny feigned protest, “Hey, don’t blame me for what they print in the paper.”

I realized I was holding my breath in anticipation of a cataclysmic clash, like waiting for the crash of cymbals in the “1812 Overture.” 

Denny’s arrival had not gone unnoticed in the bar, which meant we were gathering a public audience for a private meltdown, probably not the sort of publicity the college desired from their interim alumni director.

I forced myself to breathe and hoped for a quick resolution. One of them would either say, ‘Sweetie, I’m just kidding, you know I love you,’ or one of them would storm out of the room—same scene, different decade. Things hadn’t changed that much, had they? 

Laura stood, clutching her Kate Spade purse like a rock she wanted to hurl at Denny’s head. “Those of us who have grown up realize there are more important things in life than entertainment.” Her perfect lips curled in disdain.

“How drrreadfully dull for you.” Denny rattled the ice in his glass, “Meanwhile, how many autographs do I have to sign to get another drink?”   

Laura stormed off, leaving Bill to patch together a goodbye, “Sorry everyone, she’s been, uh, not herself.” 

Denny waited until Bill disappeared into the crowd before he scanned our faces in search of mutual outrage, “Then WHO is she and what eggszackly is her problem?” 

I couldn’t believe we were just sitting there. “Shouldn’t we do something?” 

Denny grabbed a menu wedged between an array of condiments.  “Now that the dragon lady is gone I’m thinking we can actually eat, drink and be merry—huzzah!”

Sheila topped off our glasses, the flared sleeve of her dress dragging through the replenished basket of popcorn that had appeared during the verbal sparring. 

I maneuvered through the labyrinth of bodies and sloshing beverages and gave the back door a solid push before pausing to scan the dark parking lot. 

The glare from the overhead light made it impossible to see beyond a few feet. The door bounced off the brick wall and swung toward me, intent on knocking me back into the crowded bar. 

I stepped aside, the rush of air from the near miss fanning my dark hair over my face, and walked along a row of cars, guided by the sound of Laura’s irate voice, stunned when I heard my own name mentioned as though synonymous with toxic waste.

            “And that Anna! She could have gone anywhere and she came back here? That is so pathetic--so Anna.” 

Her derisive laugh underscored the jab to my solar plexus. “Did you see what she was wearing? She looks just like she did in college. Some people simply can’t move forward in life—how many graduate programs was she in? She’s going to be paying on student loans the rest of her life. Be a librarian or a teacher or whatever, just PICK SOMETHING! I bet she still hasn’t finished her thesis, what a waste.” 

I reached out to steady myself against the nearest car. The surface felt cool to the touch and reassuringly stable in contrast to the white hot anger and pain flashing through my nerve endings. 

“You don’t want to leave things like that, do you?” Bill said.

Did I? My summer rental was ten minutes away, I could go there right now and nobody would ever know that someone I had once called ‘friend’ thought I was a complete loser. What made matters even worse was the accumulating evidence that she might be right. 

Laura’s response was more cavalier, “What does it matter, Denny still thinks the world revolves around him. The others may want to run his fan club and stroke his ego but I’m not about to.”

            I pushed off from the car, my feet propelling me forward as I ignored the non-confrontational part of my brain that was signaling, ‘REVERSE, REVERSE!’

            Bill registered my off-kilter zombie approach, “Anna!”

Laura glanced at me and turned away, offering me her profile, her face pale against her auburn hair, a silent and impermeable cold marble statue.

Words shuffled through my brain like flashing neon cue cards: UPPITY – BITCH. And to think I came out here to see if she was okay!

My eyes stung. I blinked back tears and swallowed hard.

One minute you’re shouting incoherent phrases at a former friend in the parking lot of a bar, a week later you might find yourself hosting mud-wrestling at some backwater dive instead of the alumni reunion at the Center for the Arts—not the sort of career leap I had in mind, particularly after the bumpy path that had led me back to St. Bonaventure College.

My breathing steadied as the mischievous glimmer of an idea emerged, “I’m sure President Wendahl will be thrilled to learn that you, a prominent local businesswoman, have volunteered to perform in the Extravaganza.”

Laura stared at me aghast.

I felt a rare surge of confidence, reined in with a yank that almost resulted in whiplash when I heard a familiar voice from the past.   

“Anna? I thought that was you. What are you doing in Bluff View?”

Fenton Martin. The man who had splintered my heart.

 

 

 

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